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The novel Alpha by Greg Rucka	[May. 27th, 2017\|06:19 pm] Captain Jack Harkness
In the novel "Alpha" the US Govt. has intelligence suggesting terrorists might hit the theme park Wilsonville. So they send in Jad Bell, skilled in giving bad guys a hard time, as the new security chief. But oops, Jad's daughter is scheduled to go on a class trip to Wilsonville. And the US govt. lets this happen because it might send up warning signals if they stop this. Apparently the entirety of the US Govt. which is -behind- Jad Bell, is powerless in the face of high school permission slips. I stopped reading at this point.
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Note to self	[May. 16th, 2017\|10:08 pm] Captain Jack Harkness
Do a creative fiction Fallout photo thing where the companions give their thoughts on the other companions.
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There's a thing out there called 'Two sentence horror stories' and I wrote a few. Here they are.	[May. 14th, 2017\|06:41 am] Captain Jack Harkness
(Every - is a new two sentence horror story) - The cries for help were heard faintly through the bomb shelter doors. From both sides. - A large crowd poured out of the hospital's front doors. They never stopped, it's been ten years and society has collapsed. - The misdialed phone number somehow connected me to the screams of the damned and tormented on some unimaginable level of hell. I call it every week. - I used to contact the survivors of the apocalypse about once a day. I stopped when they told me to go to the light. - I was enjoying the slasher movie. Until I saw footage of my own kitchen. - It was not the behavior of the strangers that alarmed me. It was their identical forehead scars. - I kneeled again and wondered why the church service hadn't ended on midnight, Easter day. Three weeks ago. - Everyone thought it was neat I happened to look like our new king. He didn't. - All the animals of the world were now my friend. Which was good because humanity wasn't. - I've always been a loner so being trapped inside this infinitely large grocery store wasn't too terrible. I could do without the near-constant screaming from the P.A... - The boredom of this coma is awful. Until the night shift comes on and then it's just terrifying. - I remember all my previous lives. So do my tormenters. -- We were left in the prison library when the entire town went to City Hall. From little we can see from the windows, nobody has their heads.
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(no subject)	[May. 7th, 2017\|02:54 pm] Captain Jack Harkness
KISS MY ASS, DONALD TRUMP FANS. MACRON WINS! MWA HA HA HA!
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Star Trek Voyager graphic novel called 'False Colors'.	[May. 5th, 2017\|06:29 pm] Captain Jack Harkness
The Star Trek Voyager graphic novel called 'False Colors' is amazingly terrible. The ship stumbles upon some nonsense that suggests the Borg might have come through and blown up some ships. No clear evidence...but it MIGHT be Borg. Janeway was proof before they go around the nonsense as it's a long way. Seven takes her aside to reveal she's getting weird maybe-Borg stuff on her implants. She didn't say it in front of the crew because she didn't want to worry them. They just found evidence the Borg might have been blowing up ships. They're already worried! And so Janeway throws Seven in the brig for dereliction of duty. Wait, she didn't. So I stopped reading.
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The Winter Soldier, Marvel Comics and Ed Brubaker	[May. 4th, 2017\|04:21 am] Captain Jack Harkness
Marvel Comics pissed me off with a graphic novel they did starring the Winter Soldier and Black Widow. A last attack by the villain caused Black Widow to forget she ever cared for the Winter Soldier, AKA Bucky Barnes, in any way. It was possible for the good guys to reverse this but it would be dangerous. Bucky said he didn't want this to happen. Good for you, Bucky. But it's not UP TO YOU, YOU DUMBASS. It's up to the Black Widow. It's HER BRAIN!!
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Trump	[Apr. 29th, 2017\|07:25 pm] Captain Jack Harkness
Is it just me or does Trump talk like a male version of Glados? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdrs3gr_GAs
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Justice League Comic in Honey Nut Cheerios	[Mar. 29th, 2017\|09:42 am] Captain Jack Harkness
So Honey Nut Cheerios is giving away four different Justice League comic books. One of them is REALLY weird. In this one a strange device powered by the sun bouncing off two highly reflective skyscrapers is causing other-dimensional supervillains to appear on our world and wreak havoc. Batman decides blocking the sun from hitting the skyscrapers would shut down the device and send the villains home. Does Flash kick up a giant dust storm, covering the skyscrapers? No. Do the two Green Lanterns on the team combine rings and create a miles-wide thick shield blocking the buildings? No. Maybe Superman and Wonder Woman could use junkyard material to.. nope. The entire team combines power to MOVE THE MOON OUT OF ORBIT BECAUSE OH MY GOD NO.
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SNL	[Mar. 10th, 2017\|06:04 am] Captain Jack Harkness
I wonder what the reaction would be if Saturday Night Live did their next White House parody with all the roles being played by really buff, really gay, shirtless black Muslim men?
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I pissed off a Trump supporter by accident.	[Feb. 17th, 2017\|06:52 am] Captain Jack Harkness
So I was unloading a bunch of groceries. I noticed something weird. Behind US Weekly was an adult coloring book. https://onnewsstandsnow.com/products/make-america-meow-again This one. I talked with my mom. We figured someone before us had disliked Trump and covered up the book. I put everything back the way it was, with the US Weekly covering up the coloring book. While I was distracted the old guy in front of me took a look and left the US Weekly leaning forward, leaving the coloring book exposed. I felt petty and moved the magazines back again when he moved forward. I felt bad about being petty until I overheard the old guy make a gross disgusting sexual joke to the female cashier. The enb.
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